- “[Weirdish/ridiculous/semi-revealing/”embarrassing”/”adorkable” question]? Asking for a friend.”
- “[photo not of yourself] GPOY”
- “GPOY” in general (any P of Y is probably G, you know?)
- “Sorry not sorry”
- “THIS” (plus variations: “THIS!” “THIS ->” “THIS THIS THIS”)
- “[description of weirdish/ridiculous/semi-revealing/”embarrassing”/”adorkable” behavior you are engaging in]. Like you do.”
- “[description of recent personal goof]. LIKE A BOSS.”
- “Cosign”
- “Because REASONS”
- “Because [single-word REASON]
- “Auto [whatever] reblog”
- “[X] [Y] is [X]”
- “truthbombs”
- “realtalk”
Guilty of at least a few of these. I’ll try to cut back.
